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Pet
Cat

Cat's Breed
Maine Coon

Gender
Female

Energy
4

Intelligence
5

Friendliness
10

Playfulness
7

What I Like to Eat

Anything you'll feed me. Really. ANYTHING.

What I like to do

I like to lay on my back and look a bit like a whore. I also like to attack mommy while she's sleeping because when she's under the blanket, she becomes Blanket Monster and therefore must be attacked. Sometimes I sit on mommy's keyboard and type IMs to people that look like this -- dsddddddddddddfffffffiiiiiiiiii. Her friends like it. I eat a lottttt because I was stray and I get worried that mommy will never feed me again even though I'm a big fat cat already. I also looovvvveeee my red feather boa and I carry it around and clean it like it's my baby.

Where we'd go if I got to choose the destination of our next vacation

The food aisle of the pet store.

How I came to be in the care of my owner

I followed mommy home from a bar in Binghamton. She and her roomates fed me outside for a while (tuna - yum!) but one day it was cold and snowy (in Binghamton! surprising!) and I came to their door crying and covered in snow. Mommy let me sleep in her room; I crapped in the corner of her room and slept on her face the whole night and it was love!

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