// Profile
Pet
Cat
Cat's Breed
Persian
Gender
Male
Energy
5
Intelligence
3
Friendliness
5
Playfulness
6
What I Like to Eat
Human phoood, toilet bowel watteerrr, and other stuffss. Nom-nom-num 
What I like to do
eye iz part of de kitty mafia. eye lyk two hold secret meeting while mi ownerzz iz away. mi henchmen iz de neighborhood katz dey lyk to ask fer phood frum miz ownerz dey namez iz Wally&Belmont. dey iz mi besteerest fwands cause dey listen 2 mi probluemzzzz. sumtimes wen de ownerzz decidezz two cleanz houze nd bring out de vacuum eye lyk two runzz away frum de monster nd scare mi ownerz wen eye iz runnin. lolz. but de only thing eye dew nawt lyk iz de baby of de ownerzz family cause he lykz two pull on mi furry kitty tail nd de ownerz think it iz amuzing. eye dew nawt think itz amuzing. anywayzz mi fav. thing to do iz two stalk de house secretlyzz at nite. cause it makez me feel lyk spy kitty. MEOW!!!
*note the owner that typed this out does NOT write this way, just the cat :)*
Where we'd go if I got to choose the destination of our next vacation
eye iz a simple kat. i do nawt ask fer toooo much. all eye want iz to be w/ mi familyy. cause dey feed me phoodzz. BUUTT if eye hadz two choze eye wood goe two Paris. since eye heardz yew can wear de fancy hatz called "berets".
How I came to be in the care of my owner
eye dew nawt remember, mi fwand. but all eye knoe iz eye iz safe herez and i don't want dat two change.
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