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Dog
Dog's Breed
Poodle
Gender
Female
Energy
9
Intelligence
10
Friendliness
9
Playfulness
9
What I Like to Eat
Anything that is called "food". I am always hungry! Probably because I was a bottle baby. I'm also very demanding. If I want a treat and am ignored, I bark indignantly. I'm entitled...I'm beautiful!
What I like to do
Eat. Oh, other than that? I love my human Daddy. I'm his princess! I follow him around and sit or sleep with him wherever he is. I love giving him kisses, too! I'm a little anal about that. If he didn't gently stop me, I would lick the skin right off of him! Oh, and he thinks I'm beautiful too! He even sings me the "Baby Marnie" song every morning! As well he should because...did I mention I'm beautiful?
Where we'd go if I got to choose the destination of our next vacation
Anywhere with food. I'm pretty good around everyone, but if I get excited or ignored, I tend to bark. Aren't I beautiful? That's me on vacation with my stylish sun visor. Too much sun prematurely ages your skin, according to someone named Oprah. I'm much too beautiful to have prematurely aged skin!
My visor matches my pink diamond collar. They told me it's a diamond collar but it only cost $5 so I'm a little suspicious. Too bad I don't know what a dollar is. Aren't I beautiful? Why do they call me a Diva?
How I came to be in the care of my owner
My human family loves poodles. They've had them since Ronald Reagan was President. What's a President?
I come from a very special bloodline. We have a skeleton in our closet, but I'm not talking! I was the baby of the litter. All my bigger brothers and sisters pushed me out of the way when it was time to eat. Someone called a breeder said I almost died. They had to bottle feed me. I'm a Standard Poodle but I'm little...and cute! Aren't I cute?
I'm very svelt but could eat all day! Must be something to do with the bottle baby thing. Don't hate me because I'm thin.....and beautiful!
That breeder person brought my sister Jet over to our house to visit. Jet has an.....ugly face and a big fat butt. No one could understand why I barked and growled at her. I'll tell you why: that big fat ugly ...bitch..kept knocking me out of the way when I tried to get milk from my dog mama! I almost starved! Well, today she's fat and ugly.....and I'm Beautiful! Aren't I beautiful? Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up now!
Dessous
Max Mara
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