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Pet
Other
Gender
Male
Energy
7
Friendliness
10
Playfulness
8
What I Like to Eat
Gophers, bugs, Costco cat food, pita chips, people food, lizards, birds, and anything I can get my claws upon.
What I like to do
Sleep on my mom's head; complain in an extremely loud voice about anything and everything (preferably at 4 am); I like to bully my other cats and get underfoot in the kitchen, especially when mom is cooking shrimp (yum!)
Where we'd go if I got to choose the destination of our next vacation
Hamsters R Us (do they give out free samples?)
How I came to be in the care of my owner
Mom lost her foster furbaby and was overcome with guilt; so she went to the Cat Rescue and paid $80 for my scrawny fuzzy butt. I have repaid her tender care by barfing all over the persian rugs, taking a dump in the plants, and tearing open a huge hole in the screen. In my defense, I will give her kitty head rubs when I want some attention (or tuna) and I only $#!t on the bathroom rug when she pisses me off.
Pied A Terre
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