// Profile
Pet
Cat
Cat's Breed
American Shorthair
Gender
Male
Energy
6
Intelligence
9
Friendliness
7
Playfulness
7
What I Like to Eat
I prefer the finer cuisines, gourmet prepared and served artfully displayed on a platinum tray inscribed with "Gio D Kat". I don't get these things but I prefer them. For now I am dining on a custom prescription plan tailored to my very specific nutritional needs, however an occasional caviar or sushi night is not so much to ask, no? I think I will lodge a complaint...
What I like to do
I enjoy being worshipped as the fine specimen of felis catus that I am, long naps under the fan and giving early morning massages.
Where we'd go if I got to choose the destination of our next vacation
Cats Gone Wild
How I came to be in the care of my owner
I was in the middle of putting the household chihuahua in a chokehold when Holly came in the door to chaffeur me to my new digs. I sat on her shoulder the whole ride home @ 70 MPH on the highway, no more than 8 weeks old, looking away from the window every so often to yell at Holly because...well...she REALLY could have made the effort to procure a limo for the trip. Once we finally arrived, I surveyed the layout, noting my approval, waited for Carlos to come home to meet the Greatest Cat that ever lived. Meow, b*tches....MEOW
Morgan
Sofa Workshop
Pussy Deluxe
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